I KNEW YOU WERE GREYFACE, POKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH YOU DISGUISED YOURSELF WITH NESS' HAT, AND A ROBOTIC METALLIC FACE, ALONG WITH A TUXEDO, YOUR TRUE IDENTITY WAS EXPOSED, DUE TO THESE FACTORS:
A. YOUR DESPICABLE ACTIONS, AND SADISTIC NATURE
B. THE FACT THAT GRAYFACE WAS A HUMAN
C. THE FACT THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT GIYGAS, AND NO ONE ELSE DID!!!!!
D. THE FACT THAT YOU OWNED THE PIGSNOUT SOCIETY, AKA THE PRECURSOR TO THE PIGMASKS!!!!!!
E. THAT GREYFACE GOT THE FRIEND'S YOYO, AND IT ENDED UP IN YOUR POSSESSION!!!!!!!!!!!
F. THE FACT THAT GREYFACE HAD A PHASE DISTORTER, WHICH IS MOST LIKELY THE ONE YOU STOLE!!!!!!!!!!
G. YOU AND GREYFACE BOTH HAVE A SPIDER MECH, SURE SOMEONE COULD'VE MADE IT, BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE, SINCE GREYFACE SAID THIS: "THIS WONDERFUL MACHINE WAS GIVEN TO ME BY LORD GIYGAS HIMSELF" SOLIDIFIES THE THEORY THAT GREYFACE IS NONE OTHER THAN POKEY MINCH!!!!!!!
ME: POKEY, YOU MAGNIFICENT B-WORD , I PLAYED THE GAME(Earthbound)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!